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Schleepy Schnitzel

The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.

There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.
Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"
by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009
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Schnitzel My Noodle

When a person covers their partners dick in breadcrumbs and other seasonings and then licks them off
When I went to Germany I let my girl schnitzel my noodle and it felt so good
by Clarkethebark February 17, 2017
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Chicken schnitzel

To masterbate profusely before a date with a hot British chick. Performed to prolong sexual activity.
Guy 1: "That pommy chick from last night was so sexy that I hade to chicken schnitzel 3 times before I took her home!"

Guy 2: "I can tell bro, you are walking with a limp"
by The TNT driver August 29, 2013
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schmutz

Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face
Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!
by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005
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jacob schmutte

A sexy man who’s funny and charismatic
Oh there’s a Jacob schmutte at the bar, his hair is perfect
by Jhshh February 16, 2023
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Schmutz

Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.
"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"
by Stephanie Birdwell April 22, 2006
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Schnitzelbank

1. A tool used for woodworking in Germany before the industrial revolution.

2. A humorous German song popular among German Americans interested in teaching German to their children.
"Ist Das nicht ein Schnitzelbank?"
by Richard Romo June 10, 2009
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