schmuckatelli

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.

every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.

by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

schulkes

an absolutely awesome person, who can be loved and trusted with anything. a schulkes tends to be sexy with nice eyes and they always have admirers.

Shes the perfect girl for me, she must be a Schulkes"

by totallywickedcoolace October 27, 2010

schmuckenschmick

The real 3rd gender, usually assigned to those by the name of Tyler. Not Tyler, sorry my ni🅱️🅱️a

Person: So you’re a male or a female?
Tyler: Actually, I identify as Schmuckenschmick

by Not clever enough for names April 28, 2019

Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

schmuck-on-wheels

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.

person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"

by D-Bizz November 27, 2006

schmuckaluvich

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.

That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

schmucknutt

A jackass of gargantuan proportions.

"Nice move, shmucknutt!"

by Dano October 18, 2003