schmogin' bono

a stupid person; one of insignificant intelligence

"Man, this schmogin' bono won't leave me alone"

by johnismerry April 1, 2023

schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline

Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining

by shwingybones May 13, 2022

schmobbin

Driving around with no purpose other than smoking marijuana.

We picked up some dank and went schmobbin around until we were moblazed.

by Derek Hippo May 4, 2008

schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

by lion777 June 11, 2003

Poopy Schmorgüin

A word that you call someone when they are being very annoying or irritating. Adjective.

“Stop annoying me Sam, you’re being a poopy schmorgüin.”

by Therealwords123 December 29, 2020

schmoogie buzzer

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.

"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."

by Freddie Green February 22, 2017

Schmoogie Bear

A cute term often used to describe one's significant other or the person that they feel affection for.

Chris, what are you doing?" "I'm talking to my schmoogie bear!

by Schmoogz July 18, 2010