sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

by peebody March 17, 2008

poopy schmoopy

idk its funny

ur so poopy schmoopy dumbo dog lookin fishtick typa guy bro imagine

by hibutbyebuthibutbye July 27, 2022

Schmoopie Pants

An even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie.

Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.

by rickulous March 21, 2011

poopy schmoopy

Something you call brown and smelly and slimy.
An adjective.

My poop was really poopy schmoopy this morning.

by soaked taint March 05, 2019

poopy schmoopy

When a certain Nordic Goddess poops for too long on the toilet.

Ahh wish I could go but the poopy schmoopy is on the toilet.

by nottherealgarybarlow April 09, 2024

Schmoopy

When a women is acting suspicious during a call/text chat

My girlfriend was being schmoopy on call today

by Mwilcox August 19, 2022

Schmoopy

A name for a schmoopy fellow.

“How’s schmoop doing?” (Shmoop is a nickname for schmoopy)

My source: me. I am Schmoopy all great and powerful.

by SchmoopyPoopyTheBest December 25, 2023