schwingage

wen u do something cool, like score a hot chick, or get some sick air, u say schwing, and cool things r schwingage

dude, major schwingage!!

by shayne July 31, 2004

schmunga

this adjective is used to describe any nasty shit that needs a word on short notice.

1a: what the f is that schmunga on my stereo
1b: bacon grease on top of my new Bose stereo

2a: who smeared that schmunga on my keyboard
2b: which dickhead spilled an apple spiced caramel latte on my keyboard

by mnrider December 1, 2010

Schmiegal

cum, jizz, semen, ejaclulate, sperm

adverb - to schmiegal

to cum

Jay schmiegaled after watching Nick schmiegal who was watching himself schmiegal in the mirror.

by MAD IAN & Geo November 22, 2004

schlingazi

Italian slang for the male organ (schlong, wookie, the short arm, colon straightener, butt dart, yougart rifle etc.)

Yo!! Last night I gave that drunk bee-youch the schlingazi!!

by Grifters September 22, 2005

schmiegal

Noun- A slut; whore; hoochie; hood rat. Someone who "sleeps around"

"Dude, do you recognize Alex's girlfriend?"
"Yah, isn't that Melissa from High School?"
"Yep- that's her. She blew the whole football team before every game."
"I know! That chick is a total schmiegal, man."

by Mortis McAbre May 18, 2010

schming

something that goes wrong and is spazzed up

someone who hits someone else in the face but brakes his hand coz they went SCHMING

by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006

Schmingo

Perfection

The Jewish Grandmother would accept nothing less than Schmingo.

by Dingyding February 2, 2010