Schmagiggles

A person or persons identified as being in the interim state of limbo between being a schmuck and an absolute, complete joke/waste of life.

"I can't believe I went out with those schmagiggles last night."

by w.u.h. November 29, 2009

schmageggie

an often unidentifiable substance that is sticky/gross and undesireable on someones face, or a surface.

During a messy meal...

"you got some schmageggie on your chin"

by s1165096 March 24, 2009

Shmagegy

An old, dirty, homeless, man.

Damn shmagegies are all over the streets.

by JohnnyMize April 10, 2003

Schmugeggie

Gooey substance that forms around the head of the dick.

Yo momma gots schmugeggie on ho lips.

by onenut March 2, 2003

Schmagegged

Messed up beyond saving that which has been messed up.

Obtrusively destroyed.

"Dammit, Ang! You've Schmagegged the entire project!"

"Oh, that's it Rich, this situation is officially schmagegged."

by General Stuart June 2, 2009

schmegeggined

schmegeggined is when your absolutely out of your face and cant talk any more

schmegeggined: ObBOB durp. fugg eet im tou schmegeggedied rite now

by boneless bananas March 4, 2011

Shmegeggyface

A shmegeggyface is a person who uses words that are firstly and clearly not defined as acceptable for English usage. A smeggeggface begins sentences with words that don't need to be said and undermine intelligence.

"I hate people who use the word 'firstly.' I have no objection to 'secondly', but I don't like 'thirdly' and obviously anyone who says 'fourthly' is a shmegeggyface.

by LauraforEric February 5, 2012