Schlubby

Gross. Wet. Uncomfortable.

That vomit is hella schlubby, I ain't cleanin that ish

by Sassyscoot February 10, 2021

schlubbag

A schlub who vapes and considers getting gages. Basically a cross between a douchebag and a schlub

Check this Russ guy out, getting his last vape in for the night.
He's a total schlubbag!

by Iben Wakenoff July 31, 2018

schlubbermuffin

A term of affection representing a combination of the words schlub, blubber and, muffin used to describe a fat, lazy, yet adorable living creature.

I'd make my dog go outside for a walk, but he's being such a schlubbermuffin that I can't bear to make him move off the couch.

by 42RedLetters January 30, 2022

schlubber

The act of driving on an interstate, while exerting maximum force in the engine of your vehicle, and standing out of the sunroof and exerting fecal matter out of the sunroof and it hits the car behind u lol

“This guy is on our ass! Yo Micheal give him a schlubber!”

by Bryant Fanney April 5, 2024