Schlagernickel

a French penis(tall in size)

"Check out the SCHLAGERNICKEL on that man!"

by Dwang Dwong January 16, 2009

Dirty Schlegel

To fuck a male chicken

Matt: Hey Andrew did you give that chicken a dirty schlegel yesterday?
Andrew: You bet i did!

by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010

Schlager

The act of falling face first, hands second.

Feefee schlagered when tripping on a rock.

by msycle November 10, 2011

schlager

An adjective meaning "drunk". Normally used in the past tense. "schlagered"

Comes from Wisconsin Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager who was arressted for drunk driving Feb. 2004.

See also, drunk

John got schlagered last night and threw up everywhere

by Sam March 26, 2004

Schlager

Just plain and simple a penis.

1: Hey bro lets do something.

2: Nah I got stuff to do around the house.

1: You're probably just laying in bed playing with your schlager.

by anonymous#1234 January 15, 2009

schlogeling

Aimlessly and uncomfortably "being" with no particular purpose.

Everyone was in a hurry to get to work but Professor Bittner was just schlogeling at his own pace.

by SR914 June 3, 2016

schlagermilf

The permanently topless 'Mitteleuropean' (Dutch, German, Belgian, occasionally Swiss) woman who you kept seeing around the pool on your first Majorcan holiday – who consequently permeated your 14 year old self's every masturbatory fantasy for the rest of the two week stay.

"Properly cracked one off over that Anja from round the pool – the one with the massive nips that look like Zippy off Rainbow's eyes – she's a right schlagermilf!"

by Penny Traitor June 2, 2020