schianoed

1.) To stampede and bull rush on a victory t-formation, also known as the kneel down to end a game.

2.) Whether in sports or in general, to obliterate and destroy shit up

1.) Damn, we just got schianoed, our offensive line also just got worked up front. We should have expected a badass coach like Schiano to run through us like rag dolls- Tom Coughlin.

2.) Man I got more schianoed at the bars last night than Mark Sanchez has in a football game

by faux_blainegabbert October 29, 2012

Terri Schiavo

What happens when you deprive yourself of potassium intake by being a bulimic for years and drinking 15 glasses of iced tea a day, causing a heart attack when you're 26 years old.

Terri Schiavo should be the poster girl for an anti-eating disorder campaign.

by It's sad what happened to her, though March 30, 2005

schiavoed

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation

dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight

by bofanD February 26, 2009

Terri Schiavo'd

Drunk to the point where you don't think you're drunk, but in actuality you are plastered as fuck and are likely to make a complete ass out of yourself. You're not quite dead yet, but keep pounding em and you'll soon join Terri Schiavo. Otherwise known as TS'd.

Term originated at Washington State University by the 2nd Floor Streit Frat.

"Dude, I totally got Terri Schiavo'd last night!"

or

"Hey, you wanna get TS'd tonight?

by JustSomeKracker February 9, 2009

shavone

A Shavone is one who cares for herself, she is very mean but can otherwise think about others. A Shavone isn’t like other people she happens to be a girl who tends to stand out. A Shavone doesn’t care what other people say or think of her, she always think for herself.

Your such a ‘Shavone, why can’t you be different.

by VisualLLTTF July 21, 2018

schiavin' out

to consume so much alcohol that you become unresponsive to everything,thus becoming a vegetable like Terry Schiavo.

Josh drank a whole bottle of rum,now hes over there on the floor schiavin' out.

by Tombstone Killer February 1, 2006

schiavonitis

A state of mind where upon encountering a sexually appealing person, the victim cannot focus on any other idea besides the performing of many varied sexual acts with the encountered person.

I was at a restaurant the other day and the hostess was wearing a really low cut top and a short skirt. Suffice to say I had a major case of schiavonitis.

by a really funny guy September 26, 2010