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schedule 1

In the United States, when a substance (drug) has a legal status of highly-illegal. It is also listed as having no medicinal value.

Marijuana is schedule 1 along with meth and heroin. There is huge controversy over the scheduled status of weed.
"Bro, I got the plug on that schedule 1 (weed/relevant drug). We gon be dead asf"

"Fuck yeah dude…I'm hella ready"

"It's gonna be lit.
by That Really Smart Guy. May 31, 2016
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crew scheduler

A person who makes sure there are pilots and flight attendants for each flight going out, takes sick calls, answers ennumerable questions about everything under the sun and gets yelled at for other people's mistakes.
The crew scheduler made sure that there was a full crew to work the flight to Kalamazoo.
by Corlyann February 7, 2006
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I'm on your schedule

It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.
"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."

"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."
by Bigdaddyken007 February 19, 2013
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sex schedule

Predetermined and consistent sexual intercourse.
Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"

Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."
by westfalia January 29, 2010
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pee schedule

A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.

Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.
Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!
by Lionhearte May 24, 2008
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Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!
by de-pube July 20, 2021
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scheduled procrastination

The act of scheduling tasks to be done at the last possible moment, thus allowing for a reasonable explanation as to why the person procrastinated in the first place.
Jeremy's scheduled procrastination allowd him to graduate from the University of Kentucky in seven years, instead of the standard four.
by BCEagle September 18, 2003
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