schadegging

The act of anonymously promoting an area (typically a city/town or neighborhood) for one's own financial gain. Due do the increasingly strict ethics guidelines in the real estate profession, many agents have turned to schadegging.

"My homie got jacked up in Camden, NJ because he thought he would be safe living there, due to all the recent schadegging of the city on Reddit. Place ain't no joke folks! These realtors literally have blood on their hands!".

by Bucket West Miguel July 17, 2019

Schadenfraud

The malicious joy of watching or hearing about an audacious fraud unravel.

Reading, listening or watching anything to do with Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos gives me such schadenfraud.
The Fyre documentary was pure schadenfraud.

by thwartmanteau March 2, 2019

schadenfreude

pleasure derived from others' troubles.

although "schadenfreude" seems widely known I've never heard it being used in casual conversation.

Probably it's more the problem of not knowing how to pronounce it. I've heard "skäidenfruhd," for instance :)

by lingualtreasure June 3, 2009

Schaef

To say something that you believe to be true with such conviction that you convince others you are right.

DS: the sky is blue because of the reflection off the ocean
ZR: do you know that for a fact or did you Schaef that.

by Help-u July 3, 2016

Gustav Schafer

Drummer of the famous german rock band Tokio Hotel.
He is a very quiet person. And is also a secret ninja.

Gustav Schafer is an awesome drummer

by xxmusicfreakxxx May 18, 2010

Schadenfreude

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in

Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

Straight-A students getting Bs

Exes getting STDs

Waking doormen from their naps

Watching tourists reading maps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

Watching actors never reach the ending of their oscar speech!

"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

by Luke Wehner June 23, 2004

schafeservation

random interjection in a conversation that's sole purpose is to state something obvious or ask an obvious question.

While watching the news with a group of friends someone asks: "Andrea, did you hear about what happened at Virginia Tech?! It was awful!" Then Andrea replies: "Why YES! Thanks for that schafeservation..."

by Michael Schaffer May 31, 2007