cock scepter

A term for the power instilled in a man by the size of his dick. Generally wielded to settle petty disputes such as a split vote over where a group of people are to have dinner. Not sexist, it can only truly come into effect to settle such disputes among a small group of men - straight or otherwise. The gentleman with the largest dick wields the cock scepter.

Majority rules? Fuck that. Cock scepter overrules.

by Gibby McFender June 17, 2009

Scepter Boobs

A woman who is unattractive except for her breasts. Used as a figure for the phrase 'except her boobs.'

Laura is a 'scepter boobs.' She's ugly, 'cept her boobs!

by Nicole and Casey September 9, 2009

sceptre head

When everything is attractive about a woman except for her head (i.e., 'cept her head). Same use as butter face.

That sceptre head girl's body is bangin': everything is great 'cept her head.

by sno September 29, 2004

Sceptiloid

The White Man’s N-Word

Ayeo my sceptiloids

by gweip January 17, 2019

Wyckyd Sceptre

1. The greatest rock band in the history of rock music.
2. Fictional band starring David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.

(see also) Three Times One Minus One, the band, not the phrase.

Wyckyd Sceptre rocks the shit out of m,y ass, into the toilet.

by shanana July 29, 2003

Sceptic tanks

Cockey rhyming slang for Americans. i.e. Sceptic tank rhymes with Yank.

most sceptic tanks are mad

by Anon January 30, 2004

Sceptical Nicolai

An expression that started on reddit, describing a person thats allways sceptical regardless of what you say, and regardless of how sound a statement is

User:"Fire is hot", Sceptical Nicolai:"Are you sure about, i mean..."

by Morganum87 January 7, 2023