Scatty as Staley

this is when you get more scatty than tom staley

mate your getting scatty as staley

by bIG ALADJKJJJ December 17, 2019

scatty cow

woman of small or no mental capacity.

mags fell out of her window for no apparent reason.....angus said, look at that scatty cow

by the trousi hunters October 3, 2006

Scatty Doobin

Doobin refers to the act of smoking a 'doob' or 'spliff'. Scatty refers to the said doob being unsatisfactory or of bad quality. So scatty doobin means smoking a low quality spliff.

"Man, me and Tom were just scatty doobin all night."
"Unlucky mate, I got some high grade shit."

by J swizz November 5, 2008

scatty bitch

A real dirty scatty bitch / norse, can be used against anyone who has a slight discolouration to skin or clothes, usualy on the wiffy side, needless to say there's a few scatty bitches out there.

sone woman asked me for money I told that scatty bitch to step off.

by Scat spotter February 19, 2015

Matty von scatty

Worst fool

Matty von scatty

by Yittanigh December 17, 2018

Scatty al

A woman who thinks she is better than you at looking after children when all she wants is to ask if you have see the X factor. Love, Clarice and Nancy

Wow she is such a scatty al

by Clatter+Nancy March 16, 2024

Getting scatty

An explosive discharge of nesquick from your anus

“Wheres John?”
“Stuck at home getting scatty”

by Scattyboyyy April 10, 2023