Satan's Starling

The bird or birds that are cherping outside of your bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. They are often more active when you are hungover or feeling particularly unwell, making the experience worse.

Todd: Damn, you look terrible dude?
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!

by buckonz November 23, 2009

snarling dragon

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone

I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!

by nut n butt June 27, 2004

allison starling

fiercest elle woods on broadway.

allison starling is the hilariously amazing actress and super sexy singer that played elle woods better than anyone else on broadway.

by KPa232 June 23, 2009

scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.

Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.

by jwr24 February 22, 2009

Power Scaling

Power Scaling is when a person compares the power of one character (usually from a shonen anime) wither the powers of other characters even though they’re from different shows. A Power Scaler is the person who does power scaling usually brings up power scaling anytime there is a discussion about a character they want to power scale

Person 1: Zoro is marine fodder he not beating Goku though

Person 2: I don’t give a fuck stop Power Scaling

by mauaph August 13, 2023

cock scarfing

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.

Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!

by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007

Gates Scaling System 2

A overall system of scaling one's personal attributes by starting from 1 to (scaled attribute)

" On a scale of 1 to noob, you're a 6 on the Gates Scaling System 2

by The Gates Scaling System 2 December 21, 2008