schmutzel

Verb: to mingle, hobknob, or network with people you find unsavory in order to further your own goals.
Noun: one who mingles, hobknobs, or networks with people with people they find unsavory in order to further their own goals.

Sidenote: a schmooze is a type of schmutzel, however, a schmutzel is not a schmooze.

Robert knew that if he was going to get a documentary about his gay father green lighted, he'd have to really schmutzel the execs at HBO.

by Lolita Hacksaw September 9, 2014

schmutz

"Dirt" in German

Schumtzieg is "dirty"

Often used in replace of "dirtbag"

(oomlauts are replaced with an "e" after the vowel)(ie = i + oomlauts)

Kid smoking = a "Fuckin Schmutz"

German, Sie ist sehr schmutzieg
English, You are very dirty

by You dont need to know that November 10, 2007

Schmutz

The weird, somewhat greasy buildup that occurs on the screen of your cell phone after use

'Dude, your phone is GROSS, wipe that Schmutz off of it before you use it again!

by cuzBcuz67 January 14, 2009

Schmutzie

(Also can be said as “Schmutz”) A playful term used exclusively among males to assert that one is your subordinate. Not meant to be taken seriously by any means.

Mike: Yo Schmutzie, gimme the remote
Jim: I can’t find it
Mike: It’s literally on the table Schmutz

by $ADHD February 3, 2021

Schmutzvering

Combination of the words schmutz and covering: anything that's not a cloth mask but still covers all or part of your face

A gas mask or a diving helmet are to be considered schmutzvering

by Crazy Uncle Dimma June 2, 2022

Schmutzvering

A gas mask

Who wants to wear a schmutzvering anyways?

by Crazy Uncle Dimma June 4, 2022

schmutz

The rancid combination of cigarette ashes, food debris, spilled coffee and high flying man jizz that accumulates between the keys of your favorite keyboard. This combination of atrocities can and will lead to uncommanded keystrokes on your favorite browser, unintentional Facebook posts, and worst yet....complete keyboard failure as you are about to bust a nut on xHamster. RandyGoatRadio listeners seem to be unproportionately affected by this condition. Keyboard schmutz is best addressed by either getting another cheap ten dollar keyboard or running it through the dishwasher.

randygoat radio listener: I was surfing xHamster.com and all of a sudden my screen filled up wit T's and keep switching back and forth between tabs

MrPres: Oh .....you got the keyboard schmutz!

Tuna: My finger in my rectum!

Moo: That is why I have three keyboards

Dicky: **P2C**

by MooMooCow357 April 15, 2013