Spalingle

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.

Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?

by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011

scalping

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)

Mike Damone: Busted for scalping Ozzy Osbourne tickets. Now working at 7-11 .

(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")

by anna_k March 22, 2005

Sealing

As with planking, sealing refers to the act of spontaneously and often inconveniently laying on the ground. However, when sealing, one must support their upper body on straight arms, and look to the sky.

Did you see Nanea and Colton sealing in the crosswalk the other day?

by Tribert November 13, 2011

Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.

Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me

by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

scaring the hoes

1. slang in the music community. this phrase is usually referred when someone plays music that is not appealing or "mainstream" in a sense.

2. the new JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown album that does what its name suggests: scaring the hoes.

+ "yo dawg pass the aux cord"
- "you better not play weird ass shit that ends up scaring the hoes"
+ *puts death grips on*
- "you ain't ever getting the aux cord again

by AquaNeutral March 31, 2023

Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

schlingy

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.

Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006