ScannedPort

ScannedPort is a well known HAX0R IN new nmap zVG vulnerabilities and zeroday attacks

ScannedPort hello ScannedPort g mans what’s up

by S3annedp0rt November 23, 2020

sacne

Large, easy to pop pimples to your testicles, except you squeeze your nuts when popping them, so it hurts alot.

mike: I had the most intense sacne the other day, I was enduring the pain and I got a good one popped and it squirted and hit my left nipple

mitch: good aim, yet fuckin' gross

by Miklus April 25, 2006

scannelled

a confrontation with a scannel or scannel like person, usualy resulting in the person accused being excom'd (AKA excomunicated)

usualy the person who is accused has actualy done nothing at all, but is just picked out randomly.

(5 minutes left in class, watching the end to a booring movie)
scannel: hunter go sit over there, thats your new home.
(hunter has no clue whats going on)
steve: OOOOO you just got scanneled!!!!

by hunter February 9, 2005

Matthew Scannell

An Excellent singer and a member of the band "Vertical Horizon"

A famous song of his is "everything you want"

and a message to the first guy who added a definition of him, if i ever find out who you are i'll tear out your fucking lips you pathetic prat. you obviously couldn't tell a good singer if one came up and bit you in the ass.

Me: Hey Matt, you rock dude!
Matthew: Thanks Mate.
Me: I hunted down your haters for you!
Matthew: Uhh... Thanks mate, I think.

by L'Ranne June 24, 2006

Radio Scanner

A device you can you to listen to many of the public services and has been most commonly used to listen to NASCAR Driver-communications and officials

I used the Radio Scanner to listen to NASCAR communication, turns out Kenny Wallace dropped 10 f-bombs after that bad pit stop.

by Joe C August 26, 2004

scamnesia

1. diagnosis Dx for political high ups when they reply to Congressional hearings or a Federal Grand Jury with the defense "I don't recall."

Variations: "I don't remember."
"I don't know."
"I don't recollect."

2. Dx for cheating significant others, or persons involved in possible criminal conduct or nefarious activities in a workplace.

1. Scooter Libby's scamnesia defense in 2004 Congressional hearings re: the outing of CIA operative Valerie Plame, whose former diplomatic corp husband was a vocal war critic.

Invented by President Ronald Reagan, who caught a serious case of scamnesia(later dx'd as alzheimers) during the Iran-Contra hearings in 1987
"The simple truth is, 'I don't remember - period'" - President Reagan writing to the Tower Commission to set the record straight about whether he authorized the arms shipment (to Iran)in advance.

by tenzen January 2, 2009

Scanner Pubes

Specks of dust that show up on a image that was scanned into a computer. Commonly occurs when a dusty flatbed scanner is used to scan film or photographs. Also commonly referred to as just "Pubes".

Can air that flatbed mang, you don't want all those scanner pubes in your in your pics.

by editviewgo January 9, 2010