saruman the white

The fucking traitor and orc leader in J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings.

Saruman the white? Yeah, he got what he deserved in Return of the King

by StarPrismGaming May 21, 2021

Syrumani

Someone who is not to be messed with before their first cup of coffee.

Hoff: Did you tell Nichole to send me that iron, yet?

Werbs: Hecks no! she's still Syrumani... I'll wait till she finishes that cup of joe.

by werbs December 4, 2010

sayum

Jonah and Jacob’s way of say damn

Teacher: go to the principal!
Jacob and Jonah: sayummm

by JakeyDaSnake May 11, 2021

white hand of Saruman

while getting a girl from behind you smack her on the ass leaving a hand print that fades from white to red and scream out "white hand of Saruman"

Created by nerds after watching LOTR where Saruman puts his hand on the orcs and makes sure they know who they serve.

(Smack) White hand of Saruman bitch!!!

by JLA2006 January 22, 2009

Sacrum Swabber

someone who licks ass.

Joe was a Master Ass Blaster and a Jedi Sacrum Swabber

by gigliano August 15, 2006

White Hand of Saruman

The act of jerking off in someone else's house, making sure to get all of the cum completely on your hand, and then leaving a hand print on a piece of their furniture.

When I was in Chicago, Tommy left a White Hand of Saruman on my comforter...

by bigpapi99 December 2, 2009

Saruman

For Saruman requires you to take a girl from behind and cum on her back. Then you dip your hand in the semen turn her around press the white hand on her chest and scream „For Saruman“

I feel a great connection between Jennifer and me. I even sarumaned her yesterday.

by Sagoto October 20, 2019