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sausage fest

A party made up of Only or mostly guys. There will be a LOT of penises..Never go to a party like this.
A few helpful hints:
1. Dont go to this type of party if you are a guy. You will be called a homo.
2. Dont go to this type of party if you are a women. Let me explain. There will be a huge number of men which means a lot of penises. All of these men will want to fuck something beside their hand (they are bored of that) so they will all go for a girl. You have a high chance of getting raped here. (If you are a slut and went went to the party for that reason feel free to go)
Bottom line: Unless you want to get gangbanged dont go to the party.

3. Watch your back and cover your assholes!

Summary:
Sausage Fest = BAD for Everyone
Tyrone: Hey, how was Joes party last night? Lots of hot girls?
Jamal: Hell No! Not even close. It was a total sausage fest.

Bob: Hey I've never been to Mikes parties. Are they good?
Steve: No he never has any hot girls. Its gonna be a sausage fest.
Bob: A what?
Steve: Never Mind just Watch Your back and cover your asshole.
by The War Lion December 9, 2008
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sausage fest

A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation on the internet when they get back to their dorm/apartment.
"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."
by Brandon October 21, 2004
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sausage fest

unfortunately, most of my friday and saturday nights

consisting of a bunch of guys hanging out with no females in sight for miles
Me: hey hannah wanna come over and chill with me and my boys
Hannah: nahh i cant im busy tonite
Me: FUCK another sausage fest
by shmools May 28, 2007
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sausage fest

A celebration of sausages. like in vienna!
This is a complete and total, you know, sausage festival.

I love sausage festival! Like in Vienna.

No - no, Toki, that *was* a sausage festival.

Yeah, that was good.
by djelemenopee July 18, 2009
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sausage fest

An area where there are more men than women.
1st guy "lets go to this place!"
2ng guy "nahh, the YMCA is a sausage fest"
1st guy "yeah... thats a bad idea... who would go there?..."
by 7aipan December 28, 2005
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sausage fest

a party full of guys, or a slut;'s dream night
i want to get some dick tonight, lets look for a sausage fest
by big daddy springs January 22, 2010
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sausage fest

A entire dinner of just sausage, nothing else
Bob: Hey, what's for dinner?
Bill: We are having a sausage fest. Nothing but sausage.
by MrWalrusUB January 28, 2018
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