As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.
When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.
When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."
When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."
by romad July 29, 2004
by Senju Clan March 23, 2019
Nickname for Sting, lead singer in the group 'The Police'. Why it's his nickname when it's longer than his normal stagename is a mystery, a mystery that is said to have been solved by an Ape that goes by the name of Rip. This Ape is said to be found in various KFC outlets throughout South-Eastern England. But approach with care as he uses hax.
by Brian Partyh July 01, 2004
by Amanda March 08, 2004
a fart that does not create the crackle effect when it leaves your rear but is also not silent. Very airy fart.
by Satch Adams August 09, 2009
Me and my girl couldn't even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unbuttoned my khakis.
by twiggytall May 03, 2004
by JenRae March 12, 2005