cabbage patch snatch

1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy

I hear Christina has a cabbage patch snatch.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

cabbage patch snatch

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.

"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

by T. Clark Crawford June 14, 2005

patch snatch

The small pouch above the vagina

She has a big patch snatch

by jammynose February 15, 2014

patch the snatch

Cover a female crotch with a G-String.

Cops busting a titty bar with bottomless dancers: "Is that pussy I see smiling at me? Come on girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.

by BigD101 August 17, 2007

Snatchpatch

pubic hair, particularly emphasizing revelation of color.

"Was she a real blonde?"
"No."
"How could you tell?"
"Her snatchpatch told she was a brunette in disguise."

by Zane327 October 14, 2009

snatchpatch

1) A landing strip or patch of female pubic hair.

2) A term for a slutty friend

1) Crystal shaved the letter C on her snatchpatch.

2) Hey Snatchpatch! What are you doing tonight?

by LAVixen November 7, 2007

satchmatchelface

he who has reached such a level of douchebagedness that his face resembles a pair of matched satchels.

that satchmatchelface just ordered a cosmo at a football game.

by wilc0041 August 10, 2008