satching

not doin shit; sloth. Originated in North PHilly.

tweleve hours on the couch.

by Titanium October 6, 2004

Satch

As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.

When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.

When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."

by romad July 29, 2004

Satch^

Nickname for Sting, lead singer in the group 'The Police'. Why it's his nickname when it's longer than his normal stagename is a mystery, a mystery that is said to have been solved by an Ape that goes by the name of Rip. This Ape is said to be found in various KFC outlets throughout South-Eastern England. But approach with care as he uses hax.

"Yo Satch^, hit me with another song my Hombre!" *Satch^ proceeds to beat the Sting admirers*

by Brian Partyh June 30, 2004

Satch

The best player in Sonic Forces: Speed Battle

Have you heard of satch? Yeah he’s famous

by Senju Clan March 23, 2019

Satch

when you make somebody feel like shit and they totally fuck you over.

"Dude! That was shitty! You totally satched me!"

by Amanda March 7, 2004

satched

Being incredibly horny that you boof in your pants before any sexual activity has been performed.

Me and my girl couldn't even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unbuttoned my khakis.

by twiggytall May 3, 2004

satch patch

ball sack, usually found on the male species

He scratched his hairy satch patch.

by JenRae May 13, 2005