sastard

my made up word.....

your a sastard!
im not a sastard!
yes you are!
no!
yes!

by ..booom May 8, 2005

saptard

A mixture of sap and tard. Used to offened someone that has done something stupid or annoying.

Paddy stop being such a saptard!

by Lauren.egan08 December 1, 2016

Satard

Someone that is stupid enough to be Satan or a demon. A wannabe satanic worshipper.

Trumpers: “ look.... a non Christian. Let’s get that Satard!”

A fluff bunny: “meep!”

by Your Mother's arse July 13, 2020

Smartarded

Someone who is extremely Smart but does completely Stupid things.

Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!

by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020

Shartard

a person who talks so much nonsense, believes their own bullshit and thinks everyone else does as well

Oh, listen to that shartard, she talks so much shit, she's like sharting out of her mouth the retard

by randall ray October 5, 2020

Smartard

Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.

Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind?

Shut the fuck up, smartard.

by AlienInTheAttic February 7, 2021

Satarded

When you use the word 'retarded' in a satarical way, absolving you of any offense it may cause.

If you call someone 'retarded' in a derogatory tone, you may cause offense and should be fired if used whilst working, however if you are doing it for 'satire' it is perfectly fine. But to be clear you should you 'satarded' instead of 'retarded'.

by JockMcRowdy February 18, 2010