sarcasm 

Bodys Natural Response Against stupid.

Stupid:sarcasm is a gay way of insulting.

Me:You're just too intelligent for it.

Stupid: Of course i am.

Me:I was being sarcastic, douchefuck..

sarcasm by The Bon and only January 12, 2009

Sarcasm  

The connection between the author of wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Sarcasm at its prime:

"I'm sorry, i thought we were having a state the obvious contest here"

"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

"Let me know if anything I say offends you; I may want to offend you again later"

Sarcasm by "Like this needs your input"" April 26, 2009

sarcasm 

The best language for someone who asks stupid questions, someone who states the obvious or generally, a dumbass

Dr. House speaks sarcasm

I speak two languages: english and sarcasm

sarcasm by J'adore UD November 1, 2009

Sarcasm 

Depending on how it's used, sarcasm can be a defense against stupidity or stupidity itself.

Stupidity: When someone asks someone else a decent question and they reply rudely with unneeded sarcasm.
Defense against stupidity: When someone asks a stupid question that more than deserves a sarcastic answer.

When I asked Jo if she was gonna order ramen again, she said "Nooooo. I'm not gonna order what I order every day."
That sarcasm was totally unnecessary, and stupid.

Sarcasm by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018

sarcasm 

When one says something, but usually means the opposite.
Used sometimes in order to belittle someone and make them seem retarded... or equally to amuse and impress them with your mind. Indeed.

Betty: June hi! how are you today?
June: Menstral cycle - it's like I got a fire and ice show going off in my lower regions. It's fantastic.
Betty: Owh, doesn't sound it!
June: Umm... sarcasm?
Betty: No I'm not being sarcastic, it really doesn't sound it!
June: *slaps head*

sarcasm by Hannah Forster June 8, 2007

Sarcasm 

The ability to insult a stupid person without them realizing

He just insulted Bob with sarcasm

Sarcasm by Don't Eat Me Daddy June 23, 2017

sarcasm 

God's gift to man.
Incredibly humourous if used correctly.

sarcasm:

Billy-"Is sarcasm really God's gift to man?"
Me-"No, I just said that for no reason. F-nugget."

sarcasm by ;klajd;jka April 9, 2006