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Stanxiety

Anxiety accepted as a part of life instead of being regarded as an abnormilty, especially when one has understood its nature and mastered it;representing a positive outlook on mental health conditions.
Stan-I have an exam in a month.
Ravi -Bro! That must give you lots of anxiety
Stan-Its all chill bro, cuz I don't have anxiety; I have Stanxiety!

Ravi - I was on a rollercoaster yesterday, it was scary but I I knew its safe so I had more like stanxiety than anxiety before I got on it.
by @Stanxiety October 8, 2019
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Shagxiety

shagxiety- the utter regret you feel after shagging someone you wouldn’t go near sober
I got shagxiety after I left Grace’s last night man.
by Bazzabannan10 May 31, 2021
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Songxiety

A complex disorder or group of disorders which can manifest from owning too many (or too few) CDs, Records or MP3s.

Also it is often experienced by DJs at clubs when unfamiliar with someone else's record collection.

Symptoms include mild panic attacks brought on by being 5/6 the way into the final song on a playlist and not being able to find a suitable follow up; not enjoying any of the music you choose because you are too busy creating the playlist;
Having badly organised songs, remembering a really great tune to play then being confronted with a file named 'Unknown Artist - Track 4.rm' and not knowing if it's the right song or even if it will play on iTunes.

All these can lead to an unusual amount of alcohol consumption by the DJ, followed by Bon Jovi, YMCA and Always Look On The Bright Side of Life.
Dancing girl: 'You got anything by 'Sick Boys Club'?
DJ: Who? Man I'm busy can you, like, write it down or something?
Dancing girl: Hey I got the CD here, now chill out...
DJ: Yeah sorry I can't find anything good to go next, just a touch of songxiety, pass it over.
by sickfiction June 3, 2011
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Mangxiety

The moments of tension felt until all your Magners can be poured and you have a hand free again.
When given a pint-plus bottle of Magners Irish cider and a pint glass with ice, there is always quite a bit left in the bottle. This hiatus when standing in a bar and two hands are required to hold the beverage leads to several minutes of Mangxiety until you have drunk enough to discard the bottle and regain the use of a hand.
by Stuart McGuinness December 15, 2008
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Scanxiety

Anxiety brought on when one has to have a CT, MRI or PET scan
Having to get a CT scan is giving me massive scanxiety
by Openpandorasbox September 29, 2018
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auld langxiety

The kind of anxiety that arises as one bids farewell to the old year at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.
"Johnny's auld langxiety kicks in at about 11:55p on New Year's Eve as feelings of intense worry overcome him at the prospect of another year of this shit."
by SalvyZ December 15, 2018
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Smangxiety

Giddy nervousness or angst in the face of possible or desired smanging
Omg, I have so much smangxiety about hooking up with Jay Veetee!
by BostonClem May 14, 2011
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