The Sandman, is a revengeful maneuver typically preformed after being lured and misled back to a bitch's house with the promises of a good hard fuckin. Only to come to the realization that you ain't gettin your dick wet this night. Properly performed when you continue on with her charade, leading her into a false sense of security and acting as if you are fully understanding of her not wanting to put out. Allowing her to drift peacefully to sleep so you can quickly but silently crank dat soulja boy into her closed eyes. With a good long nights rest this will crust her eyes shut, in the morning resembling a harsh visit from the "Sandman."
The Sandman: "You bang out that fine piece of ass last night?!" "Naw, that bitch didn't give it up so i sandmanned that hoe."
by bROMAD November 12, 2009
A.K.A. Mariano Rivera, one of the best closers in baseball of all-time. Mariano Rivera is a.k.a Mr. Automatic, because it is a given that when he comes into a game with the lead, the game is over. Mariano Rivera has been a pitcher on the New York Yankees for his whole career, which is now 10 years. Mariano Rivera has pitched in 586 games and 728.1 innings. He has 336 saves and a 2.43 ERA (Earned Run Average).
"He's (Mariano Rivera) the best I've ever been around. Not only the ability to pitch and perform under pressure, but the calm he puts over the clubhouse. He's very important for us because he's a special person."-Yankees Manager Joe Torre
by sprtsfan212 August 01, 2005
(Australian) This is name of a tricked-up version of a panel van (a coupé utility based on a passenger car (as opposed to strictly a commercial vehicle) with a high-roof enclosed tray, with a either a split tailgate/window or barn doors at the rear) sold new by General Motors-Holden (the Aussie arm of GM) between 1974 and 1979 in Australia and New Zealand. These vehicles (in bold colours, complete with gaudy 70s decals) were sold to appeal to the Aussie/Kiwi surf culture, where these said vehicle were not only used as a mobile base for surfin' safaris, but also as a four-wheeled boudoir, where a couple could engage in some horizontal folkdancing or have a cone (bowl). Considered daggy in the 80s, they are these days highly sought after.
"Your missus and Jim were havin' a root in the back of his Sandman"
"Pity it wasn't in an orange one!"
"Pity it wasn't in an orange one!"
by Bag O'Turnips April 08, 2008
A special kind of baseball bat with a nail through it. Either used for actual baseball game play use or hurting people. Best for angry players.
by pwrpufranger July 30, 2010
A person who is a Sandman is somebody who has an unusaul fetish for sandy places, particularly the beach. They enjoy having intercourse with the sand by putting their penis in and out of the sand until orgasm. The intercourse tends to be without a condom as they enjoy the feel of sand on their penis.
Blair: Heard anything interesting recently?
Liam: Apparently the Sandman's been at it again. He was complaining about having sand in his japseye this morning.
Liam: Apparently the Sandman's been at it again. He was complaining about having sand in his japseye this morning.
by BigDawgDDizzle September 06, 2010
Someone who belongs to the "cult" of Adam Sandler, and can't find any fault with the man's illustrious body of work.
by Pat Rockinsocks June 11, 2008
At night, you and a gay buddy sneak into a friends house, supplied with a pocket full of sand, and a Sandpaper Glove (preferably 20 grain).
After you are done fisting your friend, your other friend sprinkles a handful of sand on him, and then you leave. Good effort.
After you are done fisting your friend, your other friend sprinkles a handful of sand on him, and then you leave. Good effort.
Colonel and Wook snuck into Mark's house while he was sleeping. They pulled a Sandman, and after nearly waking up Mark, they got the fuck out of there.
by ThatOneGuy987 February 23, 2013