Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

by Pheecees September 7, 2019

Strawberry sandwich grape juice

A saying for getting fucked in the ass

Person 1: Nah bro you done for I just got the sniper on yo ass
Person 2: Fr
Person1: Fr fr strawberry sandwich grape juice
Person 2: ah I'm so fucked

by Whatafuckingicon March 16, 2020

dirty snatch sandwich

when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.

Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.

by Dr. Simulacra October 28, 2013

hoagie sandwich

A soggy nasty vagina which has been eaten off of many times

she has a hoagie sandwich

by caammeelltoe June 6, 2016

Sandvich

He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!

BLU Soldier: HEY! You! Stop right there!

BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-

RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom

BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!

Punching is heard.

BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!

Snapping noises are heard

BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-

More snapping noses

BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!

Girlish scream is heard.

End.

by roastbeef530 March 12, 2011

Sanabitch

A term that expalins who is Sanae Kochiya, from Touhou Project Series.
She is a bitch and whore.

Person A: I like Sanae Kochiya, she is very good girl.
Person B: Eww Sanabitch

by The Walking Psychopath January 2, 2022

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" comes from the latin words of "Homo Capti in Caseo", wich roughly translates to "Obama in Cheese".
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a tradicional food eaten in The United States of America to celebrate the precidency of the first Irish American President.
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a highly chaloracly dense food, at about 7000 calories per sandwich.

"No, really, i can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich or i'm gonna get a heart attack!

by Luk2 December 28, 2022