Samson

The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.

I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.

by John Milton the AntiTrinitarianist March 19, 2008

Samson

one of the most weird people in the world, doesnt like herb which is odd (u can buy it from maccas in a frozen coke), his spirit animal is a wHaLe and he once vomited blue stuff :) :)

omg theres samson swimming past really fasttttt

by notmanaia August 2, 2018

Samson

CRINGY obnoxious child, meme reker

You are such a samson

by nigelthenigel June 13, 2018

Samson

The dog as-seen in the GIF below. It is a really nice dog, with a deep voice. You need to look him up on youtube (Samson en Gert). It is dutch, but what do you care, right? It is a program for kids, the maker (gert) fucked all of the three members of a kids-girlband called K-3. It has nothing to do with the KKK.

A: I want a dog
B: You should take Samson, he's amazing

by YouknowwhoIamDavid March 1, 2017

Samson

Samson is a small town in Alabama. It barely has a population of 2000 but there mostly hoes and REDNECKS!

He’s probably from Samson.

by 2468832 December 6, 2018

samson

another word for a husband who lashes their family

ie. samson left his wife nikita and his children samita and nikson

by anon22 August 23, 2006

samson

a big mistake in life who is mostly a bitch to everybody he is gay and turns on girls likes to date older girls and has a bad future and is normally short his whole lifetime. he does not give a FUCK about anything except girls.

look its samson!

by A BIG OOF IN LIFE July 15, 2018