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bad samaritan acceleration

The bit of fast walking you do after not having held a door for another person. Occurs most often in borderline cases.
"That dude was kinda too far to hold the door for, but he gave me a nasty look when I used a bit of bad samaritan acceleration."
by minj April 30, 2010
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False Samaritan

A person or organisation that has the power to fix a problem but gives handouts instead for PR, political gain or to damage an opponent.
Person 1: The government are such false samaritans.
Person 2: How do you mean?
Person 1: They constantly give out tax credits but they refuse to fix the standard of living cost.
by Owensbus August 31, 2022
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Samaritan

Someone who sneaks up behind a human being and chokes thst human until they defecate and then continues to choke that human until they die.
by JusteBelmont May 13, 2023
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Samaritan

There are two meanings of Samaritan:

A person who is kind and caring to anyone they meet

An evil AI supercomputer who knows how to solve the world's problems
"That guy is such a samaritan"

"Samaritan is the future"
by Housel June 2, 2021
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samaritans

"whats a good racial slur for white men"
"samaritans:
by Alex "not my real name" Kevin November 8, 2023
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Schrödinger’s Samaritan

Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)
“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”

Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan
by walter the waxy May 8, 2023
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