Salt Water Taffy

A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.

Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!

by Big M (Regrettably) September 7, 2022

salt water taffy

A sexual(?) escapade where one deficates into a container, ejaculates on it and then he and/or his partner eats it. Like 2 girls 1 cup but the shit is covered in jizz.

Man the only thing that would have made 2 girls 1 cup hotter would be if they used Salt Water Taffy!

by Super_Nick_ May 27, 2009

salt water pussy

A pussy that taste like salt water.(meaning)SALTY AS FUCK

THOSE GIRLS HAVE SALT WATER PUSSY!!
What girls?
THAT BITCH SIERRA AND ALYSSA!!

by SHADE FOR FRIENDS February 5, 2018

Salt Water in the Barrel

A great threat, warning that you may unleash rage that's been bottled up.

Don't make me put the salt water in the barrel.

by HULKSMASHANDMAIM December 10, 2011

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

salt water lake

A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.

"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".

by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015

Salt Water

Meaning Cuntwaffle, shady, too faced. Addicted to attention.

Dont pay attention to salt water. It bad for your health.

by opyo December 30, 2020