saltine shake

any action performed by or in mockery of a cuacasian (white) person attempting to dance. Also, an alternate term used to describe a "cracka' dance" or "whiteboy jig".

When James heard his favorite song playing on the radio, he busted out a saltine shake that more closely resembled seizures than dance moves.

by Broseph Roseph August 3, 2007

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Saltine Savior

Seeing an image of Jesus or other religious image in a chip, taco shell, etc.

"Dude, some guy made 6,000 dollars selling a potato chip thats supposed to look like Jesus!"

"Damn it! Yet another person gets rich off a saltine savior! Get me a bag of Fritos and wish me luck!"

by The Real Rambo May 14, 2009

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When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.

I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.

by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010

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The Great Saltine Challenge

Eating six saltines in one minute without drinking something.

The Great Saltine Challenge is something Brennan O'C will NEVER complete.

by epicfailureensues December 8, 2009

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Saltine Challenge

A classic eating contest in which a contestant tries to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds. No other aids are allowed (i.e. a glass of water), and the challenge ends once the last cracker(s) is/are swallowed or time runs out.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.

Joe: I bet you cant eat six saltines in a minute.
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!

by atimonkey March 18, 2010

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