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The most conservative place in Maryland and the only city worth going to on the Eastern coast.
Did you Bill O Reilly last night? He is such a Salisbury!
by Noble Xenon Crowner December 27, 2008
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Salisbury

Hooking up with muiltiple guys but never going any further, regardless of how old you are or how much you lead them on.

The worst thing a girl can do.
Girl, I just Salisbury 'd like 5 guys this weekend.

He wanted to fuck but I'm from Salisbury.
by SalisburyDude October 17, 2017
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Salisbury

Okayed be honest this is a south town of middle class privileges but there are many council benefiting chavs. If you are lucky you may get through a day outside only seeing one chav however there are many pubescent wannabe chavs killing their lungs. There are 7 main schools, Swgs (get gay or get nonced on), Bws (act hard like chavs with their tiny willys), WSE (2nd worst place to go due to their burning lungs and obsolete brains), St Joes (lets be honest no one really knows who they are but they are “tryhards ”), Sarum Academy (“sports academy” but always gets trampled on by Swgs and Bws + worst areas to go to school), Trafalgar and Burgate ( both are too irrelevant to have their own Definition) and that’s it your daily does of pubescent kids. On a good day you may only see a few WSE in town acting like inbreds due to their lack of public decency. I can’t believe I forgot the private schools, no one really talks to them.
Jack “have you heard Salisbury is the best place to live in the Uk”
Novichok “guess my plan didn’t work”
by AnonymousNovix October 27, 2019
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Salisbury

A small town full of fucking gypos with the last name Cooper and girls smoking fags at the age of 13. Salisbury is also known smelly chavs outside McDonald’s vaping and thinking they’re solid by telling the McDonald’s to suck there mums. In Salisbury there are many schools such as Wyvern St Edmunds where most kids thinks they’re rock hard by smoking down the cut or the ones that don’t think they’re hard are fucking nerds that either use there fingers as guns or are in the LGBT community.
Sam:Where are the coopers?

Joe: At McDonald’s in Salisbury getting high off a vape they stole from their Nan
by Eggybread123 July 22, 2021
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Salisbury Spritz

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.
My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.
by Hobo2 January 3, 2006
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Salisbury Suckle

Salisbury Suckle is the act of a female blowing a male on a road-trip from Salisbury to Ocean City. As you have your buddy pull up beside you on the highway giving you the thumbs up and screaming, “SUCKLE!!!”
Hey, I got the Salisbury Suckle on my way from the match. FUCKING AWESOME it was actually me this time!
by Brayyo Taio February 4, 2022
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Salisbury Laundry

The practice of giving casual fellatio to a co-worker in the linen closet at work while on the time clock.
Brandy claimed she was downstairs doing inventory but the glistening beads of perspiration on her forehead and the little white pearl in the corner of her mouth told the truth: She was with one the cooks doing Salisbury Laundry.
by Hobo2 January 3, 2006
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