SalisburyWiltshire is a city in the south west of England and is one of the most dangerous cities in the country. It has been voted the capital of gun crime and street violence in the UK due to local bands like the ‘ Trap Door Nasties’. The band will usually rap about the true life, hardship and the crimes in Salisbury Wiltshire which gave them a fan base of more than 28likes on facebook. The ‘Trap door nasties’ formed after a multitude of stabbings and drive by shootings occurred in Bishops Wordsworth (the local grammar school).
Salisbury is a city with a population of more than 2 million Indians and Polish which results in the city centre it having more curry houses,shit drug dealers and smelly prostitutes per square kilometre (k m-2) in the world. Every summer the population doubles as all Polish take extended holidays in Salisbury and they somehow set up shops like ‘Barvish ,Snip , chick-o-land and Charlies Store’
Salisbury is not just famous for their musical talents, but also their famous for their comedy acts. ‘I met nature’ Started as a ‘Grimecore’ band under the name of bleeding cunt , however they turned to a comedy act which can seen every night at british legion as no one would give them a record deal. Brook Laing is the local Wolverine in the mosh pits, and has a forehead brimming with musical talent. He is currently lead vocalist for the band ‘past is PROLAPSE’ Other bands include bury the betrayer who labels themselves as pop punk and is similar to McFly.
Salisbury is a city with a population of more than 2 million Indians and Polish which results in the city centre it having more curry houses,shit drug dealers and smelly prostitutes per square kilometre (k m-2) in the world. Every summer the population doubles as all Polish take extended holidays in Salisbury and they somehow set up shops like ‘Barvish ,Snip , chick-o-land and Charlies Store’
Salisbury is not just famous for their musical talents, but also their famous for their comedy acts. ‘I met nature’ Started as a ‘Grimecore’ band under the name of bleeding cunt , however they turned to a comedy act which can seen every night at british legion as no one would give them a record deal. Brook Laing is the local Wolverine in the mosh pits, and has a forehead brimming with musical talent. He is currently lead vocalist for the band ‘past is PROLAPSE’ Other bands include bury the betrayer who labels themselves as pop punk and is similar to McFly.
Do you want to go to a gig tonight seeing as there's so many venues in salisbury wiltshire?"
I would but only Dakota skyline and I met nature are playing tonight:(
Local band ‘bury the betrayer’ put the BURY in to salisBURY wiltshire
I love salisbury wiltshire
I would but only Dakota skyline and I met nature are playing tonight:(
Local band ‘bury the betrayer’ put the BURY in to salisBURY wiltshire
I love salisbury wiltshire
by archbishop of banterbury2 March 22, 2011
All-Men-Prep-School in Salisbury, CT.
-Class A Division 1 in every sport
(Avon Old Farms recently had to move to Class B Division II)
-Lower acceptance rate than Avon Old Farms
-Higher SAT scores than Avon Old Farms, Trinity Pauling, and Choate
-Don't fall for girls within 5 minutes away from their school (i.e. Avon Old Farms with Miss Porters and Ethel Walker
-NEPSAC Class A Division I winners within the past two years in: Hockey, Football, and of course, Lacrosse.
-has the most alums in the NHL than any other prep school
-has the second most alums in the MLL (behind Deerfield)
-Headmaster didn't have an affair with his secretary like Avon Old Farm's and Berkshire's
-Has the most fit students
-Has a $29 Million brand new athletic center
-Voted the "Best Looking School for Boys" in a recent Facebook poll
-Men of character come from this school
-Class A Division 1 in every sport
(Avon Old Farms recently had to move to Class B Division II)
-Lower acceptance rate than Avon Old Farms
-Higher SAT scores than Avon Old Farms, Trinity Pauling, and Choate
-Don't fall for girls within 5 minutes away from their school (i.e. Avon Old Farms with Miss Porters and Ethel Walker
-NEPSAC Class A Division I winners within the past two years in: Hockey, Football, and of course, Lacrosse.
-has the most alums in the NHL than any other prep school
-has the second most alums in the MLL (behind Deerfield)
-Headmaster didn't have an affair with his secretary like Avon Old Farm's and Berkshire's
-Has the most fit students
-Has a $29 Million brand new athletic center
-Voted the "Best Looking School for Boys" in a recent Facebook poll
-Men of character come from this school
"Yo did you get into AOF? Yeah man!" x every guy who applies
"What schools are looking at you?"
"Cornell, BC, UNC, Penn, Harvard, Yale, and Salisbury School."
"Yeah my friend is going to Salisbury School for lacrosse."
Refer to any headline in Prep School sports
"What schools are looking at you?"
"Cornell, BC, UNC, Penn, Harvard, Yale, and Salisbury School."
"Yeah my friend is going to Salisbury School for lacrosse."
Refer to any headline in Prep School sports
by #celliehard #win November 2, 2011
by WINGED_BEAVER November 27, 2009
A city in the south of England, it is like the South Central of Wiltshire, with daily shoot-outs and people selling crack cocaine on every corner. The main cause of this is the asian community in the Bemerton Heath suburb, which is approximatly 1 mile west of the city centre. There is also the are known as the Friary which is located in the city centre and has gained infamy for the amount of Gypsy's with ten-bedroom caravans selling Marijuana they grew in a windowbox.
The City Centre is best avoided on a tuesday and saturday due to the farmers market (below), mainly because on these days, the whole city centre is overrun by coffin dodgers and the senile, who decide to walk into every other person they see then collapse in a heap.
Apart from the above, Salisbury is a relativly attractive tourist village with a traditional farmers market selling overpriced, overrated and overthehill vegetables and a cathedral that has the tallest spire in europe and was built by eastern-europeans in 2005.
The City Centre is best avoided on a tuesday and saturday due to the farmers market (below), mainly because on these days, the whole city centre is overrun by coffin dodgers and the senile, who decide to walk into every other person they see then collapse in a heap.
Apart from the above, Salisbury is a relativly attractive tourist village with a traditional farmers market selling overpriced, overrated and overthehill vegetables and a cathedral that has the tallest spire in europe and was built by eastern-europeans in 2005.
BadMan1 "Lets go score some rocks from the Filipinos in the Heath"
BadMan2 "nah blud they charge too much, jst get a korma insted
BadMan1 "Its lucky we live in Salisbury Wiltshire"
BadMan 2 "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratttt TING"
BadMan2 "nah blud they charge too much, jst get a korma insted
BadMan1 "Its lucky we live in Salisbury Wiltshire"
BadMan 2 "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratttt TING"
by omfgroflcopterkthnxbye January 14, 2011
The age-old Tetris technique of continuously rotating and moving your piece so that it hooks on a ledge and starts near the top again, used to prolong the gaming experience so that the other player loses by natural causes.
John had no actual skill so he just Salisbury shuffled until the other player lost from sheer exhaustion.
by Not 1337FEET February 9, 2011
Ali: I just shit my pants.
John: Oh let me clean that up for you. :D
Ali: Fuck yea salisbury steak me
John: Oh let me clean that up for you. :D
Ali: Fuck yea salisbury steak me
by kljadhgolsdhgs December 14, 2010
when one takes a dump inside of a pussy and then sticks his cock in and pounds the poo deep inside til the poo starts to come out the sides of his manhood
by love2ride August 2, 2006