Shleetard

Shlee: Nickname for Ashley
Tard: Short for retard
Shleetard: Ashley is retarded

Ashley, in which country is the Miss America pagent held?
Europe.
No Shleetard, Europe is a continent not a country and America is also known as the United States of America.

by Joey November 30, 2003

salestards

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

by Fake Steve January 14, 2008

slustard

to be messy, or untidy.

particularly gelatinous items

"jeffery! get upstairs and clean your room, its been slustard for over two weeks!"

by listypoos September 20, 2004

Salestards

Completely inept salespeople

Man boss we could be doin Hella numbers if we didn't have an entire staff of "salestards."

by Coffee is for Closers ONLY August 10, 2012

sulestar

A Sulestar is a medical instrument used to scrape the faeces from the colon during a colonoscopy

Please pass me the Sulestar, there is so much shit down here, we're gonna be here all nite..

by Lilywei July 30, 2016

safetard

Someone who likes to slow down child safeguarding services by making false accusations.

Some bitchass safetards cried wolf about their enemy to a child safeguarding service which is now safetarding its way through their false accusations.
I hate safetards because every time they cry wolf they steal credibility from genuine victims.
Those safetards have wasted a lot of valuable time and deserve a kick in the fucking teeth.

by Dontcallmemaddog September 17, 2018

Sanstard

Refers to someone who bases their content and/or life on Undertale content. It still refers to those who find Non-binary children attractive, but not unironically

That sanstard over there asked me to change this definition because it was offended. Better stay away from them

by Azamuku March 18, 2021