Salem

Capital of Oregon. The largest shit hole in the United States of America. Scary. Kids drop out of school early just so they can move out of the state/city.

Dropped outta school when I was 16 so I could get the hell out of Salem

by I pump my own damn gas March 26, 2010

Salem

The best at ultimate frisbee.

Only someone like brody Smith can be Salem

by Shehhjdjdjdhdhfh October 17, 2018

Salem

Salem is the best person in the world. If you have a Salem in your life, You’re one lucky person. He’s a genuine, selfless person who would do anything for another person. He loves to play sports and has lots of friends. He’s probably one of the best looking people on this planet and can attract the attention of anyone. Even though he can do all these things, He doesn’t have multiple hoes, And is loyal when it comes down to it. Salem is a top 10 TIER bf, If you EVERRR acquire one, consider it a gift.

Salem: (too good to finish the sentence)

by QUANDALEEEEE DINGGLEEEE May 01, 2022

Salem

She walks in starlight in another world.

"Who was that girl?" *stares after in wonder*
"That was Salem."

by leahbedia October 25, 2022

Salem

a not so friendly city where teenage kids from my neck of the woods, aka danvers, topsfield, or boxford, only venture for popcorn at the sketchy willows (in a large group of course), to watch our sports teams play (until we get threatened to get beat up), or to the purple scorpian to get something pierced because we're too old to go to the haunted houses but too young to get into the good bars. Otherwise, we're too scared.

boy 1: dude, let's go to salem tonight.
boy 2: why the hell would we go to salam?
boy 1: dude...the popcorn at the willows...
boy 2: let's go!

by massgirl November 13, 2005

salem

Salem is an elite boarding school located in Southern Germany on Lake Constance. Founded in 1920 by Kurt Hahn, Salem is considered the best school in Germany and one of the most famous boarding schools in the world.

Today, students of Salem are arrogant rich kids who like to wear Polo shirts and Burberry scarves. They also like to visit the local pub Galgen and spend each about 300 Euros every night there.

Alumni includes the Queen of Spain and Prince Philip the Duke of Edinburgh.

Salemer, wo seid ihr?

by Ursula Maier November 09, 2007

Salem

The weirdest mf bozo you'll ever fucking meet. They like to default dance to among us porn and drink tit milk.

Elffay: "Gotta pray to Salem right now!"
Naval: "Damn that little emo hoe?"

by islammedmypenisinthecardoor October 31, 2021