salad tosser
salad tosser by G. Oriber November 10, 2006
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Lipstick Salad Tosser
When a skank puts on unnecessary amount of lipstick and licks your asswhole ^.~
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Lipstick Salad Tosser by Anonomous Tosser November 2, 2011
Salad Tosser
When a homosexual gets extremely upset, they throw their salads at people (but usually miss)or at at the ground or wall. It also can be used to describe a someone that acts like a bitch and is most likely gay.
That guy freaked out and threw a salad over here, guess he must be a salad tosser.
That bitch is a salad tosser.
That bitch is a salad tosser.
Salad Tosser by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009
Salad Tosser
When that bratty kid at the buffet argues with his mom over eating the salad or not. And he/she just slips it under the table. They often get colon cancer later in life due to lack of fiber.
"but mooommmmmmmm"
"eat your salad you're embarrassing me"
*slips it under table all sneaky like...*
"I saw that! I never raised my child to be a Salad Tosser!"
"eat your salad you're embarrassing me"
*slips it under table all sneaky like...*
"I saw that! I never raised my child to be a Salad Tosser!"
Salad Tosser by Pullgame 2.0 October 14, 2014
The Potato Salad Tosser
A sex move in which you round up at least 8 down syndrome kids, no older than 10, and lure them to your house. it should be easy enough. Make sure that you have a room set up first, it should have a bed or large mattress, and two shovels or other large gardening tools. Place the children on the bed and proceed to smash them around and into each other with the gardening tools. After at least a couple have died, you have to "wash them out," by first reaching orgasm then cumming on them. To do this properly, find one that has a hole in its abdomen then penetrate it until you cum all over as many as possible. Next, fool around with them until you can go again then "put the red thingys in the olives" aka impregnate as many as possible. Now go back and "wash" the rest of them out before finishing the rest off. Now roast them piece by piece over a spit and then invite your family over for a big supper with your new salad and furiously rape your family members while you force them all to enjoy your hard-worked on meal.
Honey, wanna invite all your girl friends for supper? I just finished making my favourite potato salad! I really am the potato salad tosser!
The Potato Salad Tosser by Ziat April 19, 2018
Salad Tossed
Salad Tossed by Jaden Black May 9, 2017