shitboarding

When you stick a wet rag on someone’s face with shit on it and leave it there for an hour or usually more, usually overnight.

Tomas was shitboarding his dad as a punishment for not making him a pizza.

by Djasjsjs Dnanjs November 10, 2020

Sailboating

Same concept as a motorboating (where you bury your face between a pair of boobs and vigorously shake your head from side to side) except sailboating is slower so you can take it the view.

I wanted to motorboat the girl, but her bazongas were so nice that I opted to slow down and ended up sailboating her instead.

by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021

Sailboating

The tender act of gently laying one's face against another's breasts. Akin to motorboating, but without the noise of the motorboat. Rather than revving your emotional engine, you're drifting peacefully upon emotional waters.

"After the week I had, all I wanted to do was go sailboating and forget my responsibilities."

by dAni5742 April 15, 2025