When a man, attempting to hit on a woman who is much too young or much too hot for him, pops an obvious boner while wearing loose-fitting pants.
Omigod, Ashley, that creepy old dude would not stop talking to me. He just kept standing there in his old man pants sporting that pathetic looking tijuana sailboat. It was disgusting!
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If you own a sailboat, it's the wind in your sails.
by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016
Get the Sailboat fuel mug.A sexual act in which a Male/Female defecates on themselves with their legs closed and leaning over an object. Followed by a partner Male/Female that urinates on the fecal matter; causing the feces to slide down between their legs like a Poop Sailboat.
Mr. Van Den Berg's Poop Sailboat caused a rash down the back of his legs, that was visible while he wore shorts.
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Get the SailBoat mug.A conjunction of a robust mullet and its wearer on a skateboard or other wheeled vehicle, usually on a very windy day.
Steve: You're here early today, Jethro.
Jethro: I left at the normal time, but I rode in on my Sioux City Sailboat.
Steve: How are you going to get home. The forecast calls for almost no wind this afternoon.
Jethro: Well fuck my sister! *thinks real hard* Can you give me a lift?
Steve: No! You haven't bathed in weeks!!
Jethro: I left at the normal time, but I rode in on my Sioux City Sailboat.
Steve: How are you going to get home. The forecast calls for almost no wind this afternoon.
Jethro: Well fuck my sister! *thinks real hard* Can you give me a lift?
Steve: No! You haven't bathed in weeks!!
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