jacob saggytities

A fuckboy who sub bots on youtube, and fucks Ricegum on a day to day basis

" Look Mahkmoud, it's Jacob Saggytities"

by Team Salc (official) November 26, 2017

dildo saggins

Dildo saggins is the name of the main character from the critically acclaimed 2003 erotic action adventure film The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

Dude, I was watching The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String last night and blew my wad to dildo saggins.

by Ice4747 September 15, 2016

saggy titties

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.

"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

Jacob saggytits

Canser

Jacob saggytits cancer

by Soles65533 June 8, 2017

saggy saddlebag

a name for the overused female genitals i.e. a bucket.

fucking her saggy saddlebag didnt give me an immense amount of pleasure.

by Fresh May 5, 2003

Saggedy Anns

Deflated fun bags that rest upon one's stomach that no longer serve any sexually purpose . Saggedy Anns may continue to produce a negligible amount of milk. However, It is NOT to be consumed.

Perky Tits- Omg! I can't even right now. Her Saggedy Anns are so NOT on fleek.
Old Tits- Just shut up. My Saggedy Anns may not be perky, but they are older and wiser. Besides, my tits are none of your concern.
10 year old boy - MAMA I HUUNGY
Old Tits- Go away Billy, momma's milk is spoiled.

by MaryBoo January 21, 2015

sagging

wearing ones pants around the hips so that they sag down and bunch up around the ankles. Originally, this was a prison thing that signified that you were another prisoner's property, ie bitch. Punks were forced to wear their pants this way so it would be easier for their masters to pull their pants down and butt-fuck them. Somehow this became a 1990's fashion trend. I learned this from watching a TV special on prison life. The inmate who related the story was an elderly black gentleman who had been sentenced to life in prison and had been there for over fifty years. He marveled how such a mark of shame became a fashion statement. He said that younger inmates don't believe him when he tells them but swears it's the truth. I believed him. I also think they should let him out already, he's like 80 and I don't think he represents a threat to society.

Look at any wanna-be gangster (wankster) How the hell are you supposed to run from cops with your pants around your hips and your shoes unlaced anyway. If any of these little punk-asses actually did anything bad enough to get them thrown in the slammer they would no doubt shortly find out exactly what saggy pants are good for.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003