snacktard

A person who is unable to pick out proper snackage, and ends up sorry and unsatisfied.

Kim is such a snacktard; every time she goes to the grocery store, she comes home with beans and rice and nothing more. Then come 10 o'clock, guess who's starving with nothing to snack on. Snacktard!

by Soooooz February 1, 2009

slacktard

A contraction of "slacker/slacking" and "retard". See also fucktard. Someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.

My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.

by saska April 3, 2005

Smacktard

A name believed to have originated from in game chat sessions within the immensely popular online game Battlefield 1942 (EA 2002). The name is applied to individuals who talk too much "smack" to the point where others might conclude that they are mentally challenged individuals (derogatory "tard").

Player_Newb: you homo, go f*@k your mother.
Player_Newb: you can all suck my di#k!

Vaderhater: Shut the hell up Smacktard!

by Money$hot July 22, 2004

smacktard

A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.

Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?

by Baron Von Kristophe June 1, 2007

Sackard

Adj. One who drinks (alcohol) to bagpipe music.

Jim: "Hey! Listen to this dope bagpipe rock song I found!"
Pam: "oh I love bagpipe rock! It makes me want to drink, like a beer or scotch"
Jim: What a sackard.

by LadyCuriosity December 29, 2021

smacktarded

A state of inhebriation derived from 2 or more drugs, typically including alcohol.

Yo, I am smacktarded.

by Cait November 23, 2004

sicktard

A sick retard.

ewwwww.... what kind of sicktard crapped on the toilet seat?

by killerdove November 23, 2011