Second Hand Gravy

Unbeknownst to you, your girl took a jizz blast while getting slammed in the ass by her side piece prior to coming home to have you rim out her chocolate starfish. Whilst eating her asshole, a/k/a tongue thumping her fart box, you unexpectedly taste something salty. You take a look at her "brown eye" and notice a creamy ooze beginning to flow from her bowels.

"You're not the first one at the buffet. So, how about some second hand gravy?"
"Last night my girl came home primed and ready to go. Little did I know breakfast was about to be served with some second hand gravy!"
"Could I get some second hand gravy with that roast beef?"
"My sausage burrito could really use some second hand gravy!"

by Lil' Yeastie December 28, 2016

second hand smoking

Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.

Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.

by rpetras August 17, 2008

second-hand deuce

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

by thamongrel May 11, 2008

second hand cringe

Personal cringe one feels for another person

I got second hand cringe while watching him try to speak in a Japanese accent

by strangely melancholy May 5, 2018

Second Hand Interest

When you do something or buy something you normally wouldn't just because your current friends own or enjoy doing it.

Ever since I moved here I can't stop buying guns. Billy Bob takes me hunting every week, so I end up going to gun shows and the like.

Sounds like you've picked up a second hand interest.

by Jordan P March 8, 2008

Second-Hand Drivebye

When you take a large hit of marijuana,walk past someone and exhale rapidly in their face while walking by,intending to make them high.

As I hit the blunt i decided to take a huge hit.After that I proceeded across the party and found an unsuspecting victim and when he wasn't looking i blew the smoke right in his face and left before he knew it was me.This is known as "The Second-Hand Drivebye.

by DoonerTM January 4, 2010

Second Hand Period

Similar to second hand smoke, if you are around a women too long when she is on her period, the effects may start to wear on you as well. Common symptoms include headaches, cramps, or the uncontrollable urge to smack 'a bitch. The best way to deal with a Second Hand Period is to avoid the demon at all costs until she returns back into her dormant state.

"Oh man, last night I was hangin' out with my girl, and she wouldn't stop nagging me. It got so bad I had to step outside for a minute before I got a headache."

"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."

"A, what?"

"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."

"Damn, so that's what it is...."

"Ya bro, scary shit..."

by GnarGnar47 May 16, 2013