Ruud

Ruud is a small guy who isn’t really that small but looks small.

Person: wow you look so small what’s your height

Ruud: 5.6 feet

by YOURRICHAUNTIE November 23, 2021

Ruud girl

A bad ass UK street girl, all sugar and spice until you look down at her, then she'll shag you, tell your wife and rob your parents and if you front her up, she'll likely stab you!
Other than that she's a total sweetpea

I met this huni Saturday night but she bled my cash, sniffed my gear and then got off with Ryan just to get a cab home, then she nicked his wallet, absolute ruud girl I tell you!!

by Bad Dad June 22, 2024

Ruud gullit

Alternative term for throat or windpipe

“That beer was lovely, flew straight down the ruud gullit with ease.”

by Sam Hulme April 12, 2024