russian

-says "blyat" before starting every sentance
-ends sentances with "nahuy"
-parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life.
-eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort.
-guys have bad acne
-wear crosses too much if they are a rooskey
-get kicked out of the jcc
-dont go to temple anymore
-see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes.
-never look for anything thats not on sale/ clearance
-buy 5 dollar tops and then try to get a discount because there is a mark/rip on the shirt.....
-purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for
-buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing
-like to go to disco-techs....even if they are 50.
-go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka.
-bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same.
-alla pugacheva.
Russian: blyat, i went to T.J Maxx and rip off...i paid 2 dolla fo that top...it has hole! they give me no discount nahuy!
by nyushenka November 21, 2006
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adj; a word of, interestingly, english background;
- as in male: smart, intelligent; the one that never attended any of the lectures in college but still has gotten a nice solid B; person that can tell you wtf War and Peace is all about and wtf are the antibodies;
- as in female: strikingly beautiful, intelligent, but with an awful attitude, the one that can play Diablo and drink vodka better than her twin brother.
-Hey have you seen that russian that has never attended a lecture?

-Yeah hes pretty drunk and just solved the Bermud triangle.
by Mellie April 26, 2004
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is a person with a high taste for vodka, weed, cars, music, and guns. president is V Putin who has like a black belt in martial arts and is an ex KGB officer.
ex KGb officer? well our president bush knows how to ride a horse and choked on a pretsle.
ponili suki? ne trogaiti rossiu a to bleayt vseh so bombim.
by cema August 21, 2004
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Im Dane n im Russian cause im frum Russia n cause i:
can drink every alcohol
can smoke all da weed
like ta fite
luv money
H8 chinyz n almost all arabz
need a gun to live
hate wankstaz
my every word iz blya(fuck) idinahuy suka zlaebuchaya(fuck of stupid bitch muthafukka) sasi huy(sukk dikk) n many other good wordz.
I think u dont need ta know more.
by Lil_Dane April 22, 2007
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Literally gods. They have the strongest stomachs in the known universe. So strong that they can actually eat entire broken bottles without so much as a complaint!
Guy 1: Hey, eat this vodka
Russian: No provlem
by Gopnik King August 22, 2017
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Ultimate undisputed masters of rocket sciences.The oh-i-am-so-great Americans cannot even hold a candle to the ingenuity of the Russians.
USA bought 101 newly developed rockets from the Russians.
by simpleton? January 19, 2005
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1. drink vodka like water - 8 glasses a day reccommended!
2. most beautiful people in the world
3. tend to speak their minds
4. don't like other people visiting their country
5. can party all they like and still pass their subjects in school and uni
1. natasha - wow that kid looks like he's drunk
Daniel- yeh he must be russian
2. natalia vodyanova
3. eh fuk fuk fuk fuk u!
4. Alex- excuse me would you be able to show me the way to St Peterburg?
Russian man- ot yabis!
5. Professor - I don't think I've ever seen that Russian kid come to class but he's topped the grade...again
by suburban babe August 25, 2005
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