Kendzior Rule

When you let powerful people commit crimes, they will resurface later and commit more crimes. This will come as a total surprise to everyone who still believes shame is a deterrent to the powerful and corrupt.

~ WTF!? Didn't that guy go to prison for the last time he pulled this shit off?
~ Yeah. Total Kendzior Rule! Dude doesn't give a fuck.

by Görahk November 5, 2019

Goven Rule

A translation of the Golden Rule made by Jeff Goven aka "The Grapplin' Chaplain"...

The Goven Rule: "Always interact with others on the basis of honest mutual consent".

by Kahdlibber November 2, 2017

rule 1131918

Invented by Lucie, if it exists, there is ASMR of it

Do you reckon there is such thing as Shrek ASMR?
Of course, you know, rule 1131918

by My dixy rect July 30, 2020

Ruler clip

An extended clip on on a gun (specifically a pistol) that is 12 inches long.

“Just bought a Glock, with a ruler clip.”

by Dillpill657 November 11, 2020

bendy ruler

A growing meme in Happytwt referencing skeppys “I’m as straight as a ruler” tweet

Skeppy: I’m as straight as a ruler

Happytwt: a bendy ruler?

by layaakasomeone February 16, 2021

The first rule of Kpop

the first/number one rule of K-pop:

Don't fall in love with an idol.

I just started stanning The Boyz and I broke the first rule of kpop

by •o• June 14, 2021

Rule of Shoe

Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead

Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead

by 1stonedrogue December 25, 2017