by Teddy Roosevelt February 22, 2003
Guy1: Dude! a small, furry creature just crawled out of your pants! WTF?
Guy2: Man! I don't remember anything after those Roofies we took...but I must have gotten myself a rufus!
Guy3: You must have caught the Crumps!
Guy2: Man! I don't remember anything after those Roofies we took...but I must have gotten myself a rufus!
Guy3: You must have caught the Crumps!
by the triple threat gang March 21, 2008
This is a name for only the most alpha of men, the type of man who brings in all the groceries at once, the type of man that takes bites out of popsicles, the type of man who can look Ukranian Oleksii Novikov in the eyes and call him a pencil neck feel, Rufus is a higher status than chad. Rufus gets all the hoes and bitches, (respectfully) Rufus is the highest form of power to exist.
by bro 860 May 03, 2021
by R.Wright-Booth November 23, 2019
An all around awesome guy. Rufus (s) are typically quiet at first but once you get to know him you'll find he has a great personality and a great sense of humor. Once you find a (Rufus) you'll love him forever. Rufus (s) are also total savages at comebacks and roasts.
by Yeet yeet 1234 August 09, 2019
A funny guy that normally has a lot of girls liking him. He is usually tall and very dirty-minded but he can get very annoyed when people that get on his bad side. If you find a Rufus I’d be friends with him.
by Memeulous rulez May 05, 2020
by kleclub February 07, 2022