ruben

noun. {female - rubenne} -pronunciation (ru-benn, ru-benn-e (female), ru-bahn or ru-bahn-e (female))

1. one who shuns social contact. i.e entertaining guests or verbal communication with friends.

2. Anti-social behavior during social events or just general anti-social behavior.

3. Acting like a tool.

note: Ruben is permissible as a nick name.

1. Trent often acts like a ruben.

2. He/she acts like such a ruben retreating to his/her room during this party/for days at a time.

3. Not participating/drinking (alcohol) at social events that require participation/drinking.
by Jacob & Red April 18, 2007
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a straight hater, someone who consumes a gallon of hateraid per day and cannot stand to allow anyone to br proud of themselves
man you hatin like ruben
by sgt July 27, 2007
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homo who everyone thinks is gay and he is not but he looks like a homo
yo ''ruban'' is a homo

ya he is look at him

i bet he fucks mekiy
look its ruben
by dude879 October 31, 2011
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a pp head no brainer slaPPhead that eats butts for breakfast btw he eats pp pp
by dankerdankest January 15, 2020
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A typical beaner name for fat men who are secretly gay for one another, mostly illegal comes from mexico , tj , who his mom brings him because he's too fat to be walking around tj streets , plays soccer when he is board juggles balls with his coach in each others mouths for being gay and are secretly gay for each other and ruben uses his so called girlfriend ass a coverup
I want ruben to fuck me hard and I'll cum in his nose makes it come out of his eye fucking fatty
by Cocksucker40000 November 17, 2015
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Ruben is a closed book at the beginning but after you get to know him you can never close that book again, just don’t joke around about serious stuff then he won’t talk to you until you explain what u meant in the joke. Rubens are great listeners and love his sleep. They can talk about how amazing the world is and then he’ll turn back to the funny guy he was before and it will always freak you out. He loves all his friends and is very protective about the friendships he has especially with his female friends, he’s very protective of them and gets annoyed when people suspect them to be dating. So if you have a Ruben, what ever u do don’t let him go and be honest and proud to have him because he’s the best thing in your life.
Person 1: hey Lola some people where saying that you like Ruben?

Lola: umm...... well
Ruben: well that’s wrong because it’s not anyone’s problem to know who Lola likes so who ever told you that is lying and don’t go spreading more shit about it okay.
Person 1: okay I won’t

Lola: thank you for telling me, Ruben let’s go

Ruben: okay fine
by I got the real urban boys October 28, 2019
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A really good looking guy with very dark eyes. He's shy and doesn't talk that much, but when you get to know him, he can have the best personality ever. He's very funny and cute. If you ever meet a Ruben, don't waste your time. GO TALK TO HIM!!
Ruben is awesome and very athletic
Random girl: Ruben you're cute
Ruben: *smiles*
by IWASBORNIN2002 March 10, 2020
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