by meme5555 August 09, 2012
This is when a programmer debugs his/her code by reading it out loud to an acutal rubber duck sitting on the desk.
First you need to obtain a rubber duck (bathtub variety)
Secondly you should place the rubber duck on the desk and inform it you are just going to go over some code with it, if that's all right.
Then you explain to the duck what your code is supposed to do, and then go into detail and explain your code line by line
Lastly at some point you will tell the duck what you are doing next and then realise that that is not in fact what you are actually doing. The duck will sit there serenely, happy in the knowledge that it has helped you on your way.
First you need to obtain a rubber duck (bathtub variety)
Secondly you should place the rubber duck on the desk and inform it you are just going to go over some code with it, if that's all right.
Then you explain to the duck what your code is supposed to do, and then go into detail and explain your code line by line
Lastly at some point you will tell the duck what you are doing next and then realise that that is not in fact what you are actually doing. The duck will sit there serenely, happy in the knowledge that it has helped you on your way.
Adam: Hey Joe, could you help me with the debugging of this code, I have no idea what's wrong.
Joe: Here, take this rubber duck, and try some rubber duck debugging.
Adam: Holy shit, that actually worked, thanks.
Joe: Here, take this rubber duck, and try some rubber duck debugging.
Adam: Holy shit, that actually worked, thanks.
by MrAleksen April 09, 2016
What have you been doing?
Instant messaging speak. Optionally with a question mark.
From wbd: wuh buh duh -> rubber duck
Instant messaging speak. Optionally with a question mark.
From wbd: wuh buh duh -> rubber duck
by Martin Wilson August 05, 2006
1) A guy that puts on a condom before sex while riding on top of a train that is moving through a low clearing. He must use a "rubber", and he must "duck" in order to stay safe.
"I wish Ezekial wasn't such a pussy. He never takes unnecessary risks, and on our way to Florida he insisted on being a rubber duck. At least he kept his heads safe."
by ThatGuyWhoWroteSomething October 22, 2009
This one is rude... but ok, there you go:
You take these little cake-pans, that look like ducks (you sure find some on the intenet).
Then mix your brown shit with some of these binders, that become hard when they dry and become fluid again when they get wet. Put the mix in the duck-cake-pan and let it dry.
Afte drying put some perfume or stuff on it that smells like chocolate.
That little chocolate-rubber-duck fella, you place in the shower.
Next time your girl wants to shower, tell her she has to use that chocolate-rubber-duck you just baught for her!
You take these little cake-pans, that look like ducks (you sure find some on the intenet).
Then mix your brown shit with some of these binders, that become hard when they dry and become fluid again when they get wet. Put the mix in the duck-cake-pan and let it dry.
Afte drying put some perfume or stuff on it that smells like chocolate.
That little chocolate-rubber-duck fella, you place in the shower.
Next time your girl wants to shower, tell her she has to use that chocolate-rubber-duck you just baught for her!
by Julz80 April 10, 2007
When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum
Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight
by JJ________________x October 09, 2021
by Los.photon November 25, 2020