weber routine

When your cleaning lady is actually a prostitute. She never cleans anything and dirties your sheats every time she comes to your house. Also known as the Fager

I pulled the Weber Routine again yesterday. Why would I ever need a girlfriend?

by Pete's kid April 1, 2017

rostin

1) A male who is packin' more meat in his pants than the ponderosa steak house

2) Titsy McNojugs

I think I might be a Rostin.

by Charles William September 12, 2007

sex routine

Repetitions of the same positioning, start to finish, each time you have intercourse.

Duder 1: "So I turned her around did her doggy for a while, then she got on top of me for a little bit and I finished it off by busting in her mouth."

Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"

Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."

by westfalia January 29, 2010

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Rouvin

A rather nice person that acts scary at times. This person is a very smart and intellegent guy, but only on Saturdays, at night, you'll find him behind your local library reading a book!

"Who's that guy behing the Library?"
"Oh, that's Rouvin reading (Little Red Riding Hood)"

by ArabianSwagga October 7, 2011

Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry

When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.

I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry

by Dingleberry Rock November 30, 2004

Routine win

Term often used to describe the outcome of a game where the expected victor wins comfortably.

another routine win for chelsea, west brom bringing nothing to the table today

by Artsen September 5, 2010