The act of connecting to a router without a password, accessing the router settings, changing the password and/or deactivating it. Usually followed by downloading extreme amounts of porn and torrents.
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010
Get the Router Assassin mug.(Verb) When you or someone else's internet connection lags out during the process of doing something on the internet.
Person 1: Hey dude how's your league team doing?
Person 2: We were doing great... until Drew got router rekt.
Person 2: We were doing great... until Drew got router rekt.
by Nittwit October 11, 2014
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this is a type of sauna car, where you can smell everyone's shampoo when its hot outside. it is also a yoga relaxation where you try different pisitions like: try to stay on one hand, don't touch her butt or try to not fall
by Un copil bolnav de cap February 13, 2019
Get the Rutiera mug.“Bro my uncle got a fart router last week. It runs so fast, plus it doesn’t run on electricity. IT RUNS ON FARTS!”
by SaintFullerton21 June 14, 2020
Get the Fart Router mug.A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
Get the Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin mug.When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.
by Anotymous July 20, 2008
Get the sitting on the router mug.you grasp your penis with your hand whilst letting another man move your arm up and down in a masturbating motion.
while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again
while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again
man 1: would you like a dutch router?
man 2: no, that's gay.
man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.
man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!
man 1: yay!
man 2: fag...
man 2: no, that's gay.
man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.
man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!
man 1: yay!
man 2: fag...
by the jamo February 15, 2010
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