Roofing

The act of a drunk group of lads lifting a fat bald guy above their heads and trying to press him into the ceiling.

Did you see those guys roofing Phil Payne last night? His teeth were brushing the ceiling!

by LL T 82 July 21, 2013

Roofing Noodles

Any pill to make the pain go away.

"Do you have some Roofing Noodles for this pain."

by Ttoolman July 7, 2021

S-roofing

The art of going ontop of a tall building and taking a shit over the side and hitting somebody.

I want to go S-roofing at that new building. Everyone's walking by and we can easily nail 'em

by Mindyour Ownbusiness August 2, 2007

lankford roofing

Lankford roofing company is a residential and commercial roofing company established 1937 in Denison Texas.

Lankford Roofing is a great roofing company.

by Roofing December 14, 2016

Lord rolfington

A unsavoury type. Normally overweight with a sense of superiority. Normally found smashing pastys and outside schools

That fat builder is such lord rolfington. He definitely needs his hard drive checking

by Sir chopper June 20, 2023

roofing

going on top of a car at high speeds holding on for your life.

"burke went roofing on the highway yesterday"

by andyjohnston September 5, 2006

Rolfing

To sexually interfere with an underage person

Did you hear Alex got arrested?
Yeah he was caught rolfing at the zoo

by dirtystuff November 10, 2014